[Jazze Pha]
Ladies and gentlemen [Whoa]
I`d like to introduce y`all
To somebody you already know
A Mac, A Man
$hort Dizzle
[Chorus]
Short enough to get chose tonight
Ridin` my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite
And all the fly girls lookin` so good, choosin`
You choosin` aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin` aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin` aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin` aint he [Go ahead daddy]
[Too $hort]
I`m slammin` Cadillac doors
White drop top wit the brand new vogues
Laced rolex still spittin` the flows
How can I retire still pimpin` the hoes
Suited from my head to my toes
Player got some money
You can tell by the clothes
Why they call me Too $hort
No one knows
Cuz when I pull it grows, and it grows, and it grows [Ooh Wee]
I told her Get in the car
Passed her the dro
She was hittin` it hard
But don`t jump in my car trynna check out the ride
If you don`t need a little sex in yo life
[Chorus]
[Too $hort]
I left and came back in the Benz
Who`s that nigga? she was askin` her friends
They didn`t answer so she asked again
It`s Too $hort baby that mackin` ass pimp
I came wit my girl but I still don`t care
Light skin sexy wit some real long hair
I like `em wit the big `ol butts
Say what`s up and then dig in her guts [What`s up ho?]
She shook my hand
Slipped me her number
But I don`t have to sneak
Just keep things on the under
It`s all out and clear when I`m doin` my thang
And I`m always true to the game
[Chorus]
[Jagged Edge]
All eyes on me
Soon as I stepped in the club [sippin`]
Got a bottle, lots of models standin` on stuck
Pocket full of money and stuff
That`s the way we do it when you off in the club wit me
$hort and J.E. P-I-M-P
Two of the baddest in the history
You mad cuz we straight to the V.I.P
Plus yo girl keeps choosin` me
I might not be number one but I`m a definite stunna
You might catch me in the club on a come up
And don`t hate me when you see them hoes run up
Cuz we be ridin` wit the toast no butter
I`m just trynna cut all the little cut up
All these broads just straight up choosin`
$hort and twin can`t be no loosin`
A couple back shots
Girl I`m cruisin` somethin` yeah
[Chorus] til end
[Jazze Pha] -=talking=-
This is a Jazze Phizzle producshizzle, uh huh
$hort Dizzle, huh-huh
$hort Denzel
Cuz we bout to drive the hoes crazy on this one [Crazy Daddy] whoo!
Pull a big Cybil Shepherd type [oooh wee]
Ya smell me, oh boy
We gon` take this to Hollow Denzel
Thissle [Oh Boy]
Look at them twins
