Pac Man — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

[Tax Man/The Beatles]
(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
That`s where you`d find me every week
But now it`s Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it`s the Pac-ma-an!

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin` quarters in the slots
They call it Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it`s the Pac-ma-an!

At the game arcade
they say I`m hard core
I can play all day
`til my hands are sore
And I quit my job
just to play some more
But I won`t give up
`til I break high score

Pacman! [music from Pacman intermission]

Well it`s the Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it`s the Pac-ma-an!

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman! Get the cherry!)
So I`m gonna sell my house today
(Pacman! Eat `em up!)

I`m playin` Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it`s the Pac-ma-an!

Hey mom, I won`t be home this year
(Pacma-an!)
Please forward all my mail right here!
(Pacma-an!)
I`m at the Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it`s the Pac-ma-an!

...and you`re playing with no one but me
Pacman!
[music from Pacman intermission]
[sound from when Pacman dies]