staple gun — текст песни (knorrig)

STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song )

verses- B, F, G

ska bridge G, C, D

VERSE 1

There was a guy called John
He found a staple gun
He thought it was a phone
And now he has no ear
His family thought he was dumb
His mum said `Oh dear John
that`s a bloody staple gun`
I now fear for your ear

BRIDGE

VERSE 2

The hospital surgeon said
she was gonna amputate John`s head
The left side of it that is
the surgeon`s name was Liz
`Your`e really stupid John
That`s a bloody staple gun
She cut off poor John`s ear
And now he can`t really sort of properly hear