(Leslie Satcher & Kent Blazy)
One more margarita was one bad idea
Now you don`t know where you left your car
And the rent`s overdue, well, imagine that
And you think you might die from a broken heart
Well, you`ve told us all your life`s a total wreck
Then you might not want to hear what`s comin` next, `cause.
Chorus:
This is a honky tonk song
One of those get another beer, bend another ear
Somebody did somebody wrong songs
Between the pain and the pinin`, cussin` and the cryin`
It might be ten minutes long
Hey, but that`s okay
This is a honky tonk song.
Now this is for Alice way out in Dallas
Who got dumped at the Burger King
And this is for Bobby who just quit his job
He`s movin` out to Nashville to sing
For that long haul trucker who won`t be home for supper
`Cause he`s stranded on the side of the road
For everybody lonesome, everybody blue, yeah.
Chorus:
This is a honky tonk song
One of those get another beer, bend another ear
Somebody did somebody wrong songs
Between the pain and the pinin`, cussin` and the cryin`
It might be ten minutes long
Hey, but that`s okay
This is a honky tonk song.
It`s for that good ol` boy preachin`, dealin` with the Deacons
And the little ladies with the beehive hair-do`s
And what about the waitress who don`t think she can take it
Standin` on her feet one more night
For that Nascar racer that never sees the checkered flag
Wavin` crazy for him
For everyone who feels like they were born to lose, yeah.
Chorus:
This is a honky tonk song
One of those get another beer, bend another ear
Somebody did somebody wrong songs
Between the pain and the pinin`, cussin` and the cryin`
It might be ten minutes long
Hey, but that`s okay
This is a honky tonk song.
It`s when the pain and the pinin`, cussin` and the cryin`
This thing is goin` on forever, Lord
It feels like it`s ten years long
Hey, but that`s okay
This is a honky tonk song
It`s a honky tonk song
Another honky tonk song...
