I ate the Haggis — текст песни (Gourds)

I ate the Haggis

By and by Hallelujah

I ate the Haggis, Now I

Feel like a cat on the warm hood

of a car that`s just done driving

on a cold winter`s day hey hey

Brought to me from Scotland

with a fiver I can`t spend

got directions on the can

to serve it up with a wee dram

A wee dram of Irish Whiskey

on a cold winter`s day

Lamb, oats and Suet boiled in the stomach of a sheep

I ate the Haggis

By and by Hallelujah

I ate the Haggis now my

Father used to tell me

Don`t go pissin on the apples

that have fallen from the tree

cause you`ll see that when yer hungry

and yer backs against the wall

a fallen apple ain`t so bad

to eat

I ate the Haggis by and by

Hallelujah.