Passport Photos — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

I really love you baby
When I need a laugh
I check out passport photos
They`re what give me that
Look at yours and your friends
See if you agree
Passport photos always
Do the biz for me

Show me one that you`ve got
You`d like to see enlarged
Show me one that doesn`t
Look like your being charged

Smile of course you mustn`t
That`s the only rule
Irony of course is
You just look a fool
Sideburns down to your chin
Hair all long and straight
No doubt when you took it
You thought you looked great

Ain`t nobody living
That`s ever had one that
Ever did them justice
That just isn`t a gaffe

For the life of me I don`t
Understand why in Spain
When it rains at an airport
Mainly wet is the plane

I really love you baby
When I need a laugh
I check out passport photos
They`re what give me that
Go through immigration
Waiting next in line
A man there can`t believe it
When he looks at mine

Show me one that you`ve got
You`d like to see enlarged
Show me one that doesn`t
Look like your being charged

Here`s looking at you kid
Looking like you`re from the twilight zone

I really love your body
When I need a laugh
I check out passport photos
They`re what give me that
They`re what give me that