Or So They Say — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

Or I`ve never been able To stand on a table Without using both
of my feet I`ve always resisted The choice that was listed Whenever
I sat down to eat. Now don`t think me rude but that dress is
so low cut Your navel is sticking out And not that I`m curious
But seeing how low yours is I wonder where mine is about. I read
in the newspapers only today that tomorrow`s will be even better
liquid detergent is now guaranteed to absorb all the dirt from
your sweater Or so they say. We once had a neighbour Who came
from Jamaica (No - she came of her own accord) Who talked with
an accent Like that of a Dachshund Whose cousin the Queen had
adored. Oh how would you like it If I was invited To Lords on
the first day of play I`m no Gary Sobers But I can bowl overs
In quite an unorthodox way. Now cricket`s a game that can baffle
us all It`s the silly mid-on that gets me Silly or not, it`s
enthralling to watch Only maidens of course disagree. Or so they
say. Life is so often a dullish affair It`s no wonder that crime
has incre
ased What does it matter, if there`s no hereafter We`re here
after all just to breathe Or so they say. And as I finish playing
This is my way of saying "THE END."