I Wonder Would You Mind — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

Did you ever (never) neither have I
Well, pardon me for breathing but
Would you give me back my cup
You know the one I mean
Yes, you do because I`ve seen you take it out
From time to time
I wonder would you mind

Excuse me Ma`m your hand it`s on my knee
Oh, would you mind removing it
My collars getting rather stiff
And I`m not one to fuss
But if I don`t catch my bus
I`m afraid I won`t be home in time
I wonder would you mind

If I asked you for a date
Kept you out three hours late
Would you be happy or upset
Would you no longer have respect for me
Would I just be a danger

On your mark get set all ready go
And don`t be such a silly ass
Just because you failed to pass
It doesn`t mean to say
You can`t try another day
Why even failures pass in time
I wonder would you mind