I`m Not A Popstar Today — текст песни (Ant And Dec)

I`m not a popstar today!
I`m an artist; I`m Rolf Harris!
I`m not a popstar today!
I`m Paul Daniels; I am small, I am bald with a bird called Debby McGee!

(Laughter)

I`ve gone a bit mad today!
I`ve gone bonkers!
I`ve gone loopy!
I`ve gone a bit mad today!
I`ve gone mental!
I went cuckoo!
I think I`m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!

Shall we do it again?

I`m not a popstar today!
I`m a farmer; I`m Old MacDonald!
I`m not a popstar today!
I`m a footballer with big boots, hairy legs and a big, massive
muscly chest!

(Laughter)

I`ve gone a bit mad today!
I`ve gone bonkers!
I`ve gone loopy!
I`ve gone a bit mad today!
I`ve gone mental!
I went cuckoo!
I think I`m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!

I`m not a popstar today!
I`m -beep- -beep-!
I go (Laughter)!
I`m not a popstar today!
I`m Knight Rider! I`ve got a big car, that talks to me and twiddles
my hair when I`m on the beach!

Goodnight!

(Alright boys, wrap it up now...)