Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rapped rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that`s his hard time.
Jack B. Nimble, what, nimble, and he was quick,
but Jam Master was faster, Jack saw Jay`s dick.
Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
and Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.
And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland
Jack [...] Jill busta in his hand.
And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound,
the turntables might wobble but they don`t fall down.
I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing.
Jam Master`s gettin` loose and DMC`s the king.
Cause he`s adult entertainer, child educator,
Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.
He`s the better of the best, best believe he`s the baddest.
Perfect timin` when I`m climbin`, I`m rhymin` at fast.
When he cuts, girls move their butts.
His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts.
And on the mix, real quick, and I`d like to say
he`s not fat, but he`s fast and his name is Jay!
It goes a one, two, three and...
Jay`s like King Midas, as I was told,
everything that he touched, turned to gold.
He`s the greatest of the great, get it straight he`s great.
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state.
His name is Jay to see him play will make you say:
Goddamn, that DJ made my day!
Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,
he`s a maker, a breaker, and a title taker.
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe.
If cuts were his, he would be you.
I`m not lying, y`all, he`s the best I know,
and if I lie, my nose will grow
like the little wooden boy named Pinochio,
and you all know how the story goes!
Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs.
He`s the big bad wolf and you`re the three pigs.
He`s the big bad wolf in your neighbourhood,
not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!
There it is...
We`re Run-DMC, got a beat to settle.
D`s not Hansel, he`s not Gretel.
Jay`s a winner, not a beginner.
His pocket gets fat, other get thinner.
Jump on Jay like cows on moons,
People take Jay like dish and spoon.
Hands like all, first hails aim,
you`ll see Jay again my friend!
Huh!
