[Lord Finesse]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have Lord Finesse and Andre the Giant
here to get funky for you and yours tonight. So just about now,
won`t y`all brothers come to the stand and kick something funky
[A.G.]
A man thought he could test me and possess a better skill
His man shook his head and his mother said You`d better chill
Not from the old school nor from the new one
Do-run-run, move son, I`m the smooth one
Fast or slow, you know I still use it
And with my skill I even rock off church music
Get personal, and you might have to nurse a few
Clap or hum and I`ll still kick a verse or two
Front like you can, you know you can`t mess with this
Light this, get with this, I`m the best at this
Step to this and get ate like a Starburst
Or played out like Lees and an old pair of Converse
This is a peep show, more like a creep show
Low blow to injure and it`s more like a weak blow
Thought you could bumrush but you had to retreat though
(He`s still saying damn to a rhyme you said a week ago)
I wax I`m bad, don`t have to ask I`m glad
Girls give me more support than they get from a maxi pad
Play me, slay me, you got problems
You`ll get hemmed up, just like bellbottoms
I kick a rhyme like a game of kick a can
Heads start flying just like Peter Pan
Skills undoubtful, rhymes unbeatable
Rough and tough, I`ll handcuff and eat `em too
Losses I take none, slaughter from day one
And when I`m through they`ll be calling you Dre`s son
Let`s have a clean one, Dre`s a mean one
Rhymes like Dillengers, mind like machine guns
Get rid of rappers, I do it the easy way
Flip MC`s like the A.S.P.C.A.
Andre the Giant, here to get wicked
Lord Finesse (What`s up?) Yo kick it
[Lord Finesse]
I create and make funky rhymes for a hype tape
Brothers try to get with Finesse but they lightweight
I preach and teach just like the man Farrakhan
Get so much run on the mic, call this a marathon
Motherfuckers who dare try to get with me
I light that ass up yo just like a Christmas tree
In a battle, you`d better pray for help
Straight up and down troop, don`t even play yourself
Lord Finesse in effect with the fly shit
I`m 19, crazy nice, I`m only 5`6
Make MC`s lay low as soon as I say so
Many try to hang, but that`s okay though
I`m the man that works hars for his cash flow
Short for my age but I`ll still bust that ass though
MC`s need to clean up they act with a handcloth
I get smooth like my man Luther Vandross
School any girl who dares try to step to me
I got porno stars wanting to take some lessons from me
It`s like that y`all, and I rap more
I`m not the type of man to play the back door
I beat and spank and shank those who try and rank
On the mic I`m swift so give thanks
Or credit, I said it, don`t forget it
I`m athletic, but don`t sweat it
We can go toe to toe, you know if you`re slow you blow
Rappers I slam, stomp, and overthrow
Cause I rip `em, diss `em, treat `em like a victim
As soon as Mike say Sick `em
I show and prove the groove that I represent
You think I`m good? I feel that I`m excellent
Yeah, you want to flow, I`m a show you how
Mike Smooth, keep it flowing now
Yeah, keep it going now -- Expertly cut and scratched til fade
