Slick Rick Freestyle — текст песни (Funkmaster Flex f Slick Rick)

*phone rings twice*

[Rick] Hello?
[Lisa] Hi Rick, it`s me Mona Lisa
[Rick] Hey what`s goin on, how you?
[Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all that?
How`s your moms, how`s everything?
[Rick] Yeah chillin chillin, she`s fine, she`s fine
[Lisa] Oh, that`s good, that`s good
So whassup witchu?
[Rick] Yeah, I`m tryin to maintain, y`know
[Lisa] When you gonna come out with another album?
[Rick] I`ma star now, I`ma start new shit
[Lisa] It`s sad, you played yourself though
[Rick] Yeah I`ma be on Flex album
[Lisa] Tsshk, Funkmaster Flex?
[Rick] Volume uhh volume three I think?
[Lisa] Funkmaster Flex that be on the radio?
[Rick] YEAH Funkmaster YEAH
The Funkmaster Flex that be on Hot 97
[Lisa] You serious?
[Rick] I`m tellin you, aight watch this
[Lisa] So how it sound, it sound good?
[Rick] It`s aight y`know, you gotta judge for yourself and shit
[Lisa] Mmmm, let me hear a little then

*Mona Lisa* beat kicks in*

So, dick a lot of mine, or stick to
and yet to see a motherfucker shine like Rick do
Just to stand beside the Don as is
will make you appear bigger than your bum ass is
Well I`m feelin it, cash flow`s climbin
Where? In what project asshole, find him
There there You fake Frederic hush
Not the only, beneath me, degenerate CRUSH
Fact is, a lot of brothers wanna cap this
head, or should I say, nerve center of the rap biz
(Work it out Rick!) When Rick`s around ?
You round piece of dog shit, gotten the point now?
Burnt out, inflicted, turn out a chick quick
And big nosed rappers, suck sperm out of Rick`s dick
Son, the nigga is a bum
And this old man, he plays one..

[Rick] So, what did you think of that now?
[Lisa] Oh shit, okay, okay
[Rick] Huh, am I it, am I still makin hits?
[Lisa] I underestimated you, you the man
[Rick] Thank you sweetheart that`s nice, I appreciate that
[Lisa] You the man nigga -- say you still with that same girl?
[Rick] Yeah I`m still with here y`know
[Lisa] Gonna hook up with me again?
[Rick] C`mon you know I can`t fuck with that..