Right-Hand-A-Rama — текст песни (Network, The)

I`m taking a ride to the liquor store
I`m looking for a beer and a little bit more
I`m gonna spend all the money she had
on a nude girl in a dirty old mag
50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can`t call a bitch and it ain`t got no drama
it`s called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama

I don`t know why
I don`t know why
It sure feels good
most every time

alright

Pamela and her five sisters
are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
a third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted
close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee-jeebees for the hundredth time
It didn`t work out the way it was planned
all I got now is a beer in my hand

I don`t know why
I don`t know why
It sure feels good
most every time

I`ll tell you why

alright