Intro: Mista Wells
1-2-3! In the place to be!
As it is plain to see, we be the MC`s!
On the microphone, and I do it swell
I go by the name of Mista Wells!
Standin` next to me, on the M-I-C,
Is my main man, Smile-Lee!
Standin` next to him, he do what he like,
He go by the name of Nephew Mike!
And last but not least, number one in the crew:
He goes by the name of Howard Who!
Verse 1
[Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie
She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40
And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt
`Cause a 40 and a blunt, that`s all she really wants
[Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper
I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder
And if you see Bertha, tell her I`m gonna hurt her
`Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of
[Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana
Sippin` Tropicana in a calm-like manner
Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her
Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!
[H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her
It really didn`t matter, so I still slept with her
It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat
And when I was done, I said, Good lookin` black!
Verse 2
[Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester
I beat the bitch bloody `cause she stole from my dresser
Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations
I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation
[Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym
Tryin` to push up was this guy named Tim
Who will win, is it me or him?
Gave her a grin and I was IN!
[H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa
Got a body boomin` like a JBL speaker
I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her
So instead, I bagged her sister!
[Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South
Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth
And when she got finished, I bent that ass over,
Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her!
Verse 3
[Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty
Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi
The shorty got moody and that really didn` suit me
So now I`m tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie
[Wells] Now there`s Christine, the freak of my dreams
Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream
Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick
And when I got finished she was jockin` cool dick!
[Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no ass firmer
When it came to suckin` dicks she was a real fast learner
She packed an automatic, she always had static
People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic
[H. Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster
She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka
Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point
Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd
[Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy
She got sent away because she ate a baby`s coochie
She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty
She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body
[Wells] There`s this honey named Angie with a fat ass-crack
Killing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack
But when I saw her sister, it really didn`t matter
So I had to step off, `cause the booty was FATTER!!
