How can a brother like Mix get played on?
Used to get my fade on, now I`m sprayin Raid on
Tryin to keep my game buck proof
Salt-N-Pepa said +Shoop+, now my girl done cut loose
One down, too many more to go
But when did my game slip, bro?
Cause I can`t stand when a man reads my game plan
Took my number, two girl, then ran
Uhhh, now she got a brother named Dexter
In a drop-top, rollin down Gessler
But I`m the biggest mack in this town
Lose one girl and muthafuckas wanna trip now
Feel me, cause I`m about to get real, see
Mad suckas wanna get `em up wit me
Get back, cause I bought me a big gat
Now I got him on flat back
Back to the brother named Dexter
Feelin kinda proud I betcha, but I won`t let cha
Brag to the suckas in the hood though
When you`s a black man lookin like Fabio
So when my girl comes back
Tryin to get nasty n` make Dr. Richard get fat
Get me sprung, you wish you could
Now Mix gotta get wit Dexter`s goods
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Don`t funk with my fonk
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
That`s a no-no, partner
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Mmm-hm
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Mista Dexter is kinda feelin like a hero
Watch Mix-a-Lot put him on zero
Hit the streets in my Benz
I`m lookin for Dexter`s girlfriend
If he got mine, I`m about to get his
Cause that`s the way it is in the mack biz
Dexter`s girl said she was his wife
So now I gotta hit him with the mack knife
So I pulled up (uhh!) tough, to get my mack on
Baby girl tryin to show a little back bone
But it`s all good when she`s seen
That white 500 sittin in the front
And get dressed, c`mon we gotta head west
You can tell Mix what you wanna do next
She said roll on down to the Edgewater Inn
Aw, Mix done done it again
A gut check, operatin on the suspect
The object to make a girl`s sex flex
Baby starts to squiggle n` squirm
And watch out baby, cause it`s my turn
Now I`m takin baby back home
The rendezvous is straight ON
Cause this is the game that I`m playin
Now Dexter`s bout to start sayin ...
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Don`t funk with my fonk
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
I done told ya, boy
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Gotta watch it, Dexter!
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Now I`m feelin like a champ, bumpin my amps
Rollin wit a pocket full o` green stamps
Picked up the cellular, callin my main thang
But the phone just rang
Uh oh! Paranoia got me trippin
Am I slippin or is another brother spittin?
Backtrackin my game, I remember one loose end
Everybody`s seen my Benz
Damn, now I`m pullin on my goatee
Jealousy`ll make my enemies snitch, see
Too many mack rhymes, too many mack lines
Now it seems I`m about to get mine
Walk into the crib-ah
Check in like Virgil Tibbs-ah
Lookin up under the bed fah evidence of Dexter
Wonderin, wonderin if ...
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Don`t funk with my fonk
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
I done told ya, boy
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
It`s a step, partner
[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]
Now walk it on down
