Oh, canada — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

Welcome to Canada,
it`s the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it`s great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don`t like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it`s not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Let`s go to Canada,
let`s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
I Sil Vous Plait.

They`ve got trees,
and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it`s kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say eh? instead of what? or duh?
That`s the mighty power of Canada!
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.

Let`s go to Canada,
let`s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
I Sil Vous Plait.

Let`s go to Canada,
let`s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
I Sil Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That`s deer.

Let`s go to Canada,
let`s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
I Sil Vous Plait.

Let`s go to Canada,
let`s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
I Sil Vous Plait.