What The Hell Happened To Me — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record
and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here`s one last little
diddy just for you.

I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,
Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade
But now I`m only happy when I`m drinking J.D.
What the hell happened to me?

I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy
And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee
What the hell happened to me?

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
I only did the things that Momma said I should
But now I just do whatever I want
I even whipped it out in a restaurant

I used to help clean the park in the middle of town
And then played kickball til the sun went down
But now all I do is get VD,
What the hell happened to me?

It makes no sense
I can`t believe I ended on me
I`m out of my gourd
Won`t somebody please, help me?

A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh

I`m kind of a wierdo