Zeldar — текст песни (Devin the Dude)

[Aliens talking]
Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
Do anybody have something to show or... tell?

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]
I`m Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)
Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar]
I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family
They say, (Sniff, ahh) what you call this? weed...
(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar
I`m from, from planet Deldar my name is Zeldar
And we shop at WalMart
I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yea they call it kill
I rolled into the hood
I`m greeted, but it wasn`t all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer
I say, No... My name is Zeldar,
I`m from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
and we shop at Walmart
(Stuttering... ahhh) I have kids
I don`t give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field
Cause it might do them harm, but I`m old enough
So I cough and I puff on the
Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill

What`d you say your name was?
My name is Zeldar