From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle
Narrator: One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one
of his deepest fears ...
Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that`d be too bad, I`d be so sad.
Archibald: I see. That`d be too bad, you`d be so sad?
Larry: That`d be too bad. If my lips said adios, I don`t like you I
think you`re gross, that`d be too bad, I might get mad.
Archibald: That`d be too bad, you might get mad?
Larry: That`d be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that`d be too bad, I`d call my Dad.
Archibald: That`d be too bad, you`d call your Dad?
Larry: That`d be too bad.
Archibald: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what
you`re saying is that if your lips left you ...
Larry: That`d be too bad, I`d be so sad, I might get mad, I`d call my
Dad. That be too bad.
Archibald: That`d be to bad?
Larry: That`d be too bad.
Archibald: Why?
Larry: Because I love my lips. [Scatting]
Archibald: Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell
me, what do you see here?
Larry: Um, that looks like a lip.
Archibald: And this?
Larry: It`s a lip!
Archibald: And this?
Larry: It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a
lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.
Archibald: Larry, tell me about your childhood.
Larry: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and
they turned blue. What could I do?
Archibald: They turned blue, what could you do?
Larry: Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird.
Archibald: My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?
Larry: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips
stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn`t even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Oofta.
Archibald: Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?
Larry: I don`t know.
Archibald: So what you`re saying is that when you were young ...
Larry: They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!
Archibald: I`m confused ...
Larry: I love my lips! [Scatting]
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry say ...
Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
Archibald: Oh, look at the time!
