Jackie Jab is looking fab. He`s got a treble and a bass and a big tab. He`s got oil in his hair from an arab and when he falls down, he falls smack dab. (Chorus) hey fellas, get him a cab, what`s his name - jackie jab! Three square meals everyday, but nothing`s square about the american way. his friends get off on Doris Day and he hasn`t a clue what to say. (Chorus) hey fellas, get him a cab, what`s his name - jackie jab! (Bonnel/Koski/Wickersham)
