It was the night before Christmas, 
And all through the house, 
Everybody was stoned, 
Even the mouse. 
Man from the whore house, 
And me from the jail,
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail. 
When all of the sudden, 
I heard such a clatter, 
I tripped on my dick
A nd busted my bladder. 
I went downstairs
and what did I see? 
A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree. 
He stuffed the stockings 
with reefers and beer, 
And a big fat hairy dick 
for that family queer. 
That`s the end of my story, 
Funny wasn`t it? You see.