* girls giggling *
[Onyx]
Oh Pete Nice? I`m smoother than him, man I mean
he wears suits and all, you know no disrespect.. *incomprehensible*
[Girls]
Yeah right, just a thought (* giggling *)
[Zev Love X]
Heavy D yo, the girls they love me
(* girls crack up *) They love me, I just know it!
[Onyx]
Yea Positive K? He`s dip dip divin ??
[Girls]
Yeah right
[Zev Love X]
Yeah LL, yo he might keep the girls +Jinglin+
but yo.. I`m the man (* girls crack up *)
I`m the man, as a matter of fact
Yo, see they laughin at me man
[Girls]
I`m the man!
[Zev Love X]
Yo, that ain`t right
Yo, well anyway
By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty
String by string, I think I counts like twenty
If you loan me a ear, I`ll return it with interest
If not, I`ll simply twist the wrist
So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me
Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie
Now only if I had two G`s per strand
Ask my anchor banker, he understands
I used to wrap my hand around a cold gold can
Someone once said health is wealth, so check self
I gots a perfect check-up, `cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up
How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?
Oh boya how I searched for an employer
But before Zeale Huckleberry film was in Tom Sawyer
Now use your imagination, just a smidgen
If I was a bird I`d be a pigeon
Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can
eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican
Then again, that`s only if your capable for freckles
or blue eyes -- I settle for Heckle`n`Jeckle
while I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone
The only phone I own`s a funky xylophone`s tone
Ain`t no joint in, annoyin high-pitched ringin
We do the tap twist and twitch bringin
through soul and this cordless thingamajig
Sure as Onyx`s clippers etch a clue to your wig
We`ll do the gig so make your mind ??
The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don`t riddle us
I`ll even ride a bus to the coast if clear
For okay pay, I`ll say ??
Now all this runnin round`s kickin me right in the rear
And still I`m judged by the hairs on my chinny chin chin
And I`m able to hit a skin (* girls giggling *)
just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I`m smooth
[Onyx]
Yeah, candy get the job done but yo, I take care of business
[Zev Love X]
{Peachfuzz} Now what`s up with this peachfuzz nonsense?
{Peachfuzz} What are y`all talkin about this peachfuzz?
{Peachfuzz} Nah, I just got one thing to say
{Peachfuzz} Ahh man..
[Onyx]
By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, six black hairs
String by string, I think I counts five pairs
That`s a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?
At least for the peachfuzz that sums up
a tidbit, yeah that`s it, but who gives a sugar
honey iced tea besides me
For if, I ever riff, yet and still, ? windmills
So I take time just to kill
I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin
Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then
smoked a cigar with some black chinese shoes then
picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin
Huh, that`s a dream that I ain`t even livin
If that makes a man, surely I`ll recommend
I`ll stay a toy boy eatin Butterfingers
With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf
I wanna grow up, cause maybe if I did then
I wouldn`t be treated like a Toys`R`Us kid when
they counts ten upon my chin
By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let`s say each was
an inch, psych because I can`t pull or pinch
It`s a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch
But anyway, anyhow, let`s talk about someway somehow
that I can make my peachfuzz grow out
Really, do I need beard that grows with no pores
just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?
Hear this clear, I`m a MAN I tell ya
No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya
A man I am, in the body of a youth
So don`t play me like I`m Born Universe Truth Truth
So when I knock at your hearts, let me in
And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
[Onyx]
Yeah, that`s what we call, pimpin presence yo
Call me tonight, knowhatI`msayin?
[Girls]
(* girls laughing *) You got it
[Zev Love X]
Yeah, you know I eat no pork
So why can`t I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?
(* girls crack up *) I see none!
[Onyx]
Yo.. I`m smoother than the bottom of Hammer`s shoes
after three hundred spins
[Zev Love X]
No love here
No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I`m just smoother
I`m just smoother
[Girls]
Yeah right
[Onyx]
I`m definitely smoother than y`all just saw
[Girls]
It`s about time!
[Zev Love X]
I`m sayin, yo but, I don`t want to hear
{Peachfuzz} none of this peachfuzz nonsense
{Peachfuzz} (Can`t understand) Peachfuzz
{Peachfuzz} You know
{Peachfuzz} * girls giggling *
[Girls]
{Peachfuzz} He`s a little boy
{Peachfuzz} * giggling *
{Peachfuzz}
{Peachfuzz} * laughing *
{Peachfuzz}
{Peachfuzz}
{Peachfuzz}
{Peachfuzz} .. * fades *
