Don`t Pick It Up — текст песни (Offspring, The)

Don`t pick it up, you!

I saw a little kid as he walked around,
He picked a candy bar up off the ground.
He chowed about a half and his face turned blue,
Turned out the candy bar was doggy-doo.

(Chorus)
Whoa, don`t pick it up I say,
Whoa (oh), unless you throw it away.
Whoa (oh), don`t pick it up I say.
Your gonna be bummed that you went that way.

Your out there makin` bacon, no scrutiny.
You mess around too much and you got VD.
Your know you`ll never make it, your sore today.
Your gonna take it back to Cali-for-ni-a

(Chorus)
Whoa, don`t pick it up I say,
Whoa (oh), unless you throw it away.
Whoa (oh), don`t pick it up I say.
Your gonna be bummed that you went that way.

Don`t pick it up! (Don`t pick it up!)

Sooo...
My friend was kinda hurtin`, a girl to try.
He saw one that looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live.
It had a pair of thingies, a mustache too.
Not clearly male or female, so what to do?

(Chorus)
Whoa, don`t pick it up I say,
Whoa (oh), unless you throw it away.
Whoa (oh), don`t pick it up I say.
Your gonna be bummed that you went that way.