Float — текст песни (Tub Ring)

Before I was born
I was breathing in goo
I was thinking of life
And what I would do

I considered a cop
But I already hated guns
Or a famous mailman
But have you ever heard of one

I could be a funny guy
On a TV show
But I would end up being type cast
When the ratings fell below

Maybe I could start a band
That was dope and phat
But I don`t have enough talent
To do something like that

`Cause life is heaven sent
And maybe I could be president
I could fix the world problems
In my sixteen year term

And my teachings would be
Something required to learn

And the world would
Build a shrine to me
And my face would be displayed
On all the currency

But I wasn`t born yet
So it wasn`t time to gloat
So until it`s my birthday
I`ll just relax here and float

So life goes on
And I`ll end it on that note
And until my dying day
I`ll just breeze right through
And float

Piece by piece
And bit by bit
You only live the life
That you make of it

So occasionaly
I will rock the boat
Making tiny waves
As I breeze right through
And float

Late night TV
And I`m watching Chuck Norris
In a movie where he`s a ninja
Kicking satan for the lord
I know he`s going to win

But I sit and watch
And he gets the jump on satan
With a kick to the crotch

So he`s pushing to the limit
And I start to fall asleep
I guess I should feel guilty
But the thought I`m going to keep

So I try to stay awake
As I clear my throat
But the sleep always wins
To slumberland I float

Now the song is almost over
So let`s recap
To all of those who weren`t
Listening in the back

But I wasn`t born yet
So it wasn`t time to gloat
So until it`s my birthday
I`ll just relax here and float

So life goes on
And I`ll end it on that note
And until my dying day
I`ll just breeze right through
And float

Piece by piece
And bit by bit
You only live the life
That you make of it

So occasionaly
I will rock the boat
Making tiny waves
As I breeze right through
And float