Sterling Sy Sperling — текст песни (Malachi Crunch)

You don`t look bad now
But you wouldn`t mind looking better
Not a young lad now
Y`see more hairs on your sweater
Now don`t get mad now
There`s a man who`s got the answer
Not just a fad now
Poly-fuse hair enhancer

He`s sterling!
Sy Sperling
A regular Johnny Hairseed
In the rug club he`s a giant
But still remains a client
Now don`t you be defiant
Get that weave you need!

`Member what he said man
If you really want to wow her
Need a hairy head man
And not a hairy shower
Get him on the phone man
Every day a little thinner
Need to be shown man
A picture of Yul Brynner

Unfurling
Sy Sperling
A regular Johnny Hairseed
He`ll improve your self-esteem
Flush the minoxodil cream
Come join the Hair Club team
Get that weave you need!

riff [Hair today, gone tomorrow]

`see you got your weave now
You`re sporting a 90`s fashion
And I b`lieve now
You got Baldy`s teeth a-gnashin`
Lookin` awful swell now
Got a super-duper smile on
Can`t even tell now
That your head is full of nylon

He`s sterling!
Sy Sperling
A regular Johnny Hairseed
In the rug club he`s a giant
But still remains a client
Now don`t you be defiant
Get that weave you need!
Get that weave you need!