The stalker
Yeah
The stalker
I`m gonna stalk this hoochie
I`m gonna stalk this hoochie
So I`m gripping this old peice of shit, right?
Here`s this smoochie poo at the stop light
Ahem, how`s about a date?
Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8
[girl]
Fuck no, you`re a loser
[Violent J]
Yeah, but I`ll stick my boot up your ass
Heh heh, but I ain`t nagging
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me, ho, but I`m Violent J act like you know
[girl]
Violent J the country singer?
[Violent J]
No, Violent J the southwest gangstero
And the bitch was gone (awww)
So I followed her home (huh?)
Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)
And I`m in the Haugh (Yep!)
Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you`s a stalker
So, what happened?
I really don`t like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he
was everywhere,everywhere I went.
The stalker
[chorus]
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class!
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass!
Well, the stalker stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the super-market
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks
You wouldn`t like Jiffy, it ain`t go no nuts
Why don`t you try these?
She ran away scared, and I`m staring at her butt-cheeks
Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me
Hello?
Hi, it`s me
Hello?
You love me
Hello?
I love you
Hello? Hello?
Biggity bop boom!
I`m back in a stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck
Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard
Somebody pulled a joker`s card
And you know what joker caught you
Things you do when you`s the stalker
Are you okay?
I don`t know, because I know he`ll be back. He always come back. I`ll
never be able to lead a normal again.
It`s okay.
The stalker
[Chorus]
I`m gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)
I`m gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)
I`ve been hawking for about 2 weeks
And I ain`t even got a fucking kiss on the cheek
She with some fuck face!
I`m gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots, and that`s for real
That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle
of Faygo
Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby`s sleeping
Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
Pulled it up
Popped my eye back and I can`t find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the
bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clicking sound
Honey, is that you? How`s about a kissy smoochie poo?
Her daddy`s gun to my nugget
Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it
So what`d you do?
I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me.
He would always catch me, and hurt me.
[Chorus #5]
Nah, man
She don`t like me man
Nah, she don`t like me, man
That bitch shot me in the head, man
She shot me in the nugget, man
Nah, she don`t like me, man, she don`t like me
She shot me in the nugget, man
How`s she gonna like me, man?
She shot me in the nugget, dog
She don`t like me, man
Stop it, man, she don`t like me
No she don`t!
Look at my head, man!
She shot me in the forehead, man!
How`s she gonna like me, man?
This ho like me!
