I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies — текст песни (Toy Dolls)

She looks so diviine & I can`t see
Why she prefers that nerd to me
How come she ain`t mine, I wanna be
I wish that I could be Ernie

`Ive got the blues, if I could choose
then I would be in Ernie`s shoes ooee, Who`s he... Ernie.
It would be my only chance,
if I were wearing Ernie`s pants
I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...

I wish my eyes were Ernie`s, I wish it could be true
I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie`s
to see through and
if my eyes were Ernie`s, then I would not be blue
coz if my eyes were Ernie`s
my eyes would be with you.

Her hands in Ernie`s as she walks by
Its gone way to far
I`m shakin` at the knees, she looks so fine
how comes Ernie`s bird aint mine

`with Ernie`s arse & Ernie`s chest
In Ernie`s under-kegs n` vest
I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...

I wish...

[Guitar bit]

With Ernie`s hand n` Ernie`s arms
I wish that I had Ernie`s charms
I would never let her go, If I were only Ernie oh
I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo

I wish my eyes were Ernie`s...