What`s the matter, honey, are you not feeling well?
It`s okay, Momma will take care of you
Not really sick, but don`t you know I still say I am
Dad just mumbles, There goes my girlie son acting up again
How could you be my kid?
Mom knows I`m fakin` it
But she understands what`ll happen if I go
The last four days
The tough guys have been on a roll
They show him no mercy
Plenty of name-callin`
And pushin` my head in the toilet bowl
They call him a loser
But they won`t get their hands on me today
`Cause home with Momma is where I`m gonna stay
We`re pickin` daisies
Who cares about them anyway?
Pickin` daisies
They`ll all be working for you someday
Pickin` daisies
They`re just jealous of you
Pickin` daisies
Next year you`ll go to private school
Can`t play sports or games
I`m only really good at reading
He can`t catch a football
Apparently that`s not too cool
That`s why my nose is usually bleeding
Plus they give him fat lips
At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head
But I`ll be safe today, I know `cause Momma said
We`re pickin` daisies
Who really cares what they think
Pickin` daisies
You should talk about it with your shrink
Pickin` daisies
They`ll all end up in jail
Pickin` daisies
Marshall`s is having a sale
I know tomorrow, it`ll all start up again
He`ll be greeted with a head-lock
And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend
But I know when I`m older
I`ll look back and laugh
At all those kids who pulled my pants down
And took that photograph
`Cause we`ll be through with kickball
We`ll all be weak and slow
But I will be the only one
With a magic place to go
Pickin` daisies
You`re better off in the end
Pickin` daisies
Who cares, I`ll be your friend
Pickin` daisies
You can always count on me
Pickin` daisies
I made you some iced tea
Pickin` daisies
Daisies
Pickin` daisies
Daisies
Pickin` daisies
Daisies
Pickin` daisies
Daisies
You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way
When I was a kid, we didn`t have video games, we had pinball, but I could
learn
Well, they`re just upset that they don`t have earmuffs
You can come to aerobics class with me and watch, all the ladies love you
Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag
Why don`t you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I`ll play you the Eddie
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