Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 
The hair o` my arse`s grown intae me bum 
& they canna figure oot wha` te` do wi` me 
When Mary came over the border 
When Mary came over the border 
Her eith twas approaching the cunt 
Of a hurchin` 
Her arse was in sic a disorder 
And oh what a jewell was Mary 
And oh what a jewell was Mary 
Her face was fine, her bosom devine 
& her puss was theekit with glory