[KIM:] Hello?
[SHORT:] It`s Too Short baby wassup
[KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me
[SHORT:] Shit, i`m comin out that way tonight, i`m tryin ta get with you
[KIM:] Oh, really?
[SHORT:] Wassup, yeah
[KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this
[SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i`ma call you aight?
[KIM:] Bring me what i need?
[SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me)
[CHORUS]
when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i`ll give you what you need (X2)
[SHORT]
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I`m comin thru, want you bout to show you why
i got the game from the pimps and players
you goin feel me, baby when i get there
I`m a give you what you want so i could get what i need
we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don`t need champagne, fuck the gin and juice
these nigga`s know what Short Dawg and Lil` Kim can do
imagination is a understatement
anything you can think of we could make it
big money hit records
watch us get reckless
we butt-naked, we never sexless
And when i get there, you know it`s time to fuck
cuz all night long ain`t long enough ta come up
it`s just us
ya wanna know sumthin it`s a big dick tight pussy thang
make us both cum
[CHORUS]
[KIM]
Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty
drive you crazy like a 730
it ain`t a secret
rumors they could keep it
You know there`s only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine
real bitch that carry gats by the spleen
Na mean?
Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
if it`s a booty call cancel that
you want pure satisfaction i`ma handle that
all i need is a candle and the porno channel
lubricate the top, now i`m startin to sweat
peel my Gucci sheets back so they don`t get wet
now check it
Adjust ya phone volume Lil` Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya
imagine me suckin blood out ya
like a hickey, i love the phone quickie
i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off
You could reach out and touch ME MCI style
Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style
Tell me what you want, i`ll tell you what i need
You could fuck me til i bleed
Oh Short i`m bout ta OG
(and i like it)
[CHORUS X2]
[SHORT:] You say it`s cool ta fuck baby jes open up
[KIM:] Well since you showed up what`s the hold up?
[SHORT:] The blunts ain`t rolled up,
let`s mix sex with the weed smell
[KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12`s
I`ll be yo SLK and you can drop my top
[SHORT:] And i`ll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o`clock
The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay
[KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby
[SHORT:] This ain`t no 69 it`s more like a 138, everytime we have sex it`s
like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star
ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store
Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee
I`m smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee
I`ll teach you all about the nigga`s from the O-A-K
we take the money and the pussy cuz we sho` don`t play
(And i like it)
[CHORUS X2]
[laughing]
[KIM:] HhmmmM
[SHORT:] And I`m lovin it
[KIM:] HOw much?
[SHORT:] How much?
[KIM:] yeah
[SHORT:] It`s like this every time
[KIM:] I know your good
MMMMMMM
[SHORT:] my dick...in your....
[KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about
[SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record
[KIM:] talk to me
