The Bug Song — текст песни (Stompin Tom)





Now when the good ole holidays roll around
I`m the kind of a guy that likes to be found
Just takin it easy and layin around -doin nothin.
But I take my chair and sit on the lawn,
And just when all my cares are gone
About a million bugs start carryin on, and I`m cussin-
Some caterpillar from up some tree decides as far as he can see
There`s nothin to do but to fall on me-the damn worm
And a dirty ole fly just makin it clear
That he ain`t had a bath for over a year
So he`s takin one now in my glass of beer to lose germs
Chorus:
Bugs Bugs Bugs, If I had them all in jugs
I`d dig dig dig, till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug--
And that would be the end of the bug song...repeat
Well I try to sleep when I get the chance
But you just can`t trust them cursed ants
They`re never satisfied till they`re in your pants and you`re crawlin
With a spider web right across the face
I`m lookin around for a better place
Till a couple of hornets take up the chase and I`m howlin!
Well I head for the house and I hold my breath
Till I find some stuff in the medicine chest,
For the welts I got on the spot you guessed-where I`m sittin...
And the wife gets mad cause I forgot
To get stuff for the fleas our kitten caught
Off some old dog on the neighbours lot and she`s rippin...
Chorus:
Well I chased that moth from the middle drawer
That chewed the clothes I useta wore
And I jammed my thumb on the bedroom door tryin to catch `im
And I`m sure the mosquitoes all know their skill
Cause one pryed up my windowsill
And he limped through the air with a broken drill and I`m scratchin.
You might think I`m a little bit rough
Cause I don`t take to that nature stuff
But I think I`ve just about had enough of them bugs.
Now your backyard might be okay,
But I`m goin down to buy some spray
Cause my little place is walkin away with them bugs...
Chorus:
That would be the end of the bug song
I`m gonna dig dig dig, dig dig dig dig dig dig .....



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