Naked Puppets — текст песни (Moxy FrГјvous)

(Jian)
...just happens to like being naked. There`s nothing wrong with that.
(Dave)
Who doesn`t like being naked?
(Mike)
So did Adam and Eve.
(Audience member)
So does Grover!
(Dave)
So does Grover.
(Murray)
Grover is...
(Jian)
Now, you`re talking, you fucking beastiality nut... you crazy guy.
[pause - everyone laughs]
(Murray)
Well. You came back at him, didn`t ya? You told him.
(Jian)
Ah, sure. I taught him a lesson, huh?
(Murray)
There`s no...
(Mike)
Anybody else? Anybody else got something to say here?
(Jian)
Well, who thinks...who thinks of Grover as naked?
(Murray)
I mean, Grover is naked.
(Jian)
That`s sacrosant.
(Murray)
Does anybody else wanna point out a naked puppet? Alrighty. No? Okay.
(Jian)
And I guess Kermit`s naked? Let`s talk about that.
(Dave)
Is Barney naked?
(Jian)
Is nothing sacred?
(Mike)
Am I sick?
I always wanted to hear Oscar the Grouch, you know how he comes out?
I always wanted him one time to just to come out and go "motherfucker"
He`s got the perfect mouth for it.
(Jian)
Just come out of the gar... he`s pissed off for being in the garbage can.
(Mike)
Motherfucker. But uh, you know...it`s never gonna happen.
(Jian)
What can you do? And then Liddie Dole intervened...