Here`s Johnny — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Here`s Johnny
[Who`s Johnny (theme from Short Circuit)/El DeBarge/1986]

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere`s Johnny!)
That`s his job, it`s so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere`s Johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he`s on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

Here`s Johnny! He says, and laughs in his special way
...Johnny! he says, you know I love him
Here`s Johnny! he says, and second fiddle is his game
Ed McMahon`s his name...all right

Dressed so fine, he`s such a cool dude
Hear him say...(Hee-eere`s Johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(Hee-eere`s Johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, You may already be a winner!
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale`s best friend

Here`s Johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way
...Johnny! he says, you know I love him
Here`s Johnny! he says, and that`s the way he gets his pay
What a living

Oh...(Here`s Johnny! Here`s Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
(Here`s Johnny! Here`s Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don`t believe it
(Here`s Johnny!) he says, and everytime it`s just the same
Ed McMahon`s his name

A very special guy...all right
He`s on every night
Can`t change the channel
When he`s sitting on the panel
(Hee-eere`s Johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

Here`s Johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way
...Johnny! he says, you know I love him
Here`s Johnny! he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon`s his name