Roadkill Lover — текст песни (Sudden Death)

Look into my headlights, stand there frozen
Hit `em and the impact of the car explodes `em
Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road
While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode
I can get drinks that aren`t served in any bar
Whenever I get hungry I just hop in my car
And downshift, gun it, do you understand why?
I got a craving for a little bit of Pit Bull Pot Pie
With just a dash of armadillo sauce
Then I put it in reverse and go get the main course
A cute, fuzzy, furry, little Irish Setter
Under glass is fine, but under tire is better

Nourishment
Animals are my selection
Pavement
Cooks `em to a fine perfections

Customized car got spikes in the front
Their easier targets if you give `em a blunt
But that`s no challenge that makes liverwurst
They taste a lot better if you hunt them down first
Eat every part, nothing will make you sick
You can even eat every last flea and tick
It doesn`t matter if the animal is still breathing
The pus and the mucus make very nice seasoning
You don`t have to eat one critter at a time
Bits and pieces of all species can really taste fine
I reccomend a squirrels intestines and lung
Wrapped in the stomach of a dog with its tongue

What a thrill
Automotive necromany
Roadkill
Highway`s own delicacy

Dinner is easier to find than you think
And you`ll always have animal`s piss to drink
So you`ll never go hungry, your lunch may move fast
But I guarantee you`ll catch it if your car has any gas
If you kill something bigger than a deer where you are
You may have a little trouble getting it into your car
For that situation you`re not out of luck
You can kill and eat a rhino if you get a tow truck
I don`t break I speed up for animals
And all of you who think we`re nothing but cannibals
You`ve all killed with your car at one time or another
So it doesn`t take much to be a road kill lover