I Hate My Frickin I.S.P — текст песни (Todd Rundgren)

The reason that I signed up
Is the reason that I hate it
I know she`s made her mind up
I just don`t know how she`s made it

And my dial-up screen has locked me
Into a touch tone tune monotony
Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And I wait
And I wait

And I hate my frickin ISP
He ain`t got go bandwidth left for me
And I`ll never get back
Never get back the time that I waste
That`s what I hate

My job`s so hard to swallow
But it`s got me by the collar
In some Motel 6 squalor
Where every local call`s a dollar

I got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won`t back off
I`m about to chew my own leg off
Cause it`s so late
And I`m late

And I hate my frickin ISP
I get bumped for inactivity
And I`ll never get back
Never get back the time that I waste
That`s what I hate

It rained CD roms that gave me
Twenty hours free
I let my service provider
Make a junky outta me
And then he cut me off
From my online community
And now I hate, I hate it
I hate I hate I hate I hate

I hate my frickin ISP
His domain name lookup takes eternity
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