Mambo Number Sex — текст песни (E-Rotic)

Uuhhm! Shake me baby! Come on!

Oh, I had sex with Max but it was too complex
And he has just knocked me off my legs
`Cos he had sex with his ex
I went to bed with Fred
It was so sad
`Cos all I had from Mister Fred
He got my dreams all wet
So I had sex on the phone
It went on and on and on
But it shakes me on the bone now that I`m alone
Don`t need no Willy no Fred no Max
Just Mambo Number Sex... aaah!

Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (ahaha ahaha)
Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (touch me baby)
A-aah! Mambo Number Sex (oh shake it)
Aah! Mambo Number Sex

I had some fun with doctor Dick
He showed me a new trick
But babe, he made me sick
He always came to quick
Checked it out with Fritz
Man, he was a blitz
I know how that fits, his wife had seven kids
I went with Howard, the coward
But we got in a jam
`Cos he didn`t give a damn
He was scared of Uncle Sam
So Fred, go to bed
And Max, grab your ex
I`ll take Mambo No Sex

Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (ahaha ahaha)
Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (oh touch me baby)
A-aah! Mambo Number Sex (oh shake it)
Aah! Mambo Number Sex

I don`t wanna tango
No cha cha cha, no-twist
And I don`t wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh, I don`t wanna do the bossa-nova
No-jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo Number Sex

Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (ahaha ahaha)
Aahh! It`s Mambo Number Sex (touch me baby)
A-aah! Mambo Number Sex (oh shake it)
Aah! Mambo Number Sex (aaah!)

Aah! It`s Mambo Number Sex
Aah! It`s Mambo Number +++ Sex