I Dont Understand My Girlfriend — текст песни (Toby Keith)

(toby keith/jim femina)



I thought it would be dandy

If I bought that girl some candy

How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate

I thought it would be fine

If we shared a glass of wine

She said, "oh no, not another alcoholic"



I dont understand my girlfriend

I havent got a clue

I dont know where shes coming from

Or where shes going to

But if opposites attract

Then I found the perfect woman jack

I dont understand my girlfriend

She dont understand me, too



Yeah I thought Id show some class

And order pheasant under glass

Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher



I dont understand my girlfriend

I havent got a clue

I dont know where shes coming from

Or where shes going to

But if opposites attract

Then I found the perfect woman jack

I dont understand my girlfriend

She dont understand me too



No she dont understand me too

No she dont understand me too