I Don`t Understand My Girlfriend — текст песни (Toby Keith)

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, On no, not another alcoholic.

Chorus:
I don`t understand my girlfriend
I haven`t got a clue
I don`t know where she`s coming from
Or where she`s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman, Jack
I don`t understand my girlfriend
She don`t understand me, too

Yeah I thought I`d show some class
And order pheasant under glass
How was I to know she was an avid bird watcher

Repeat Chorus

She don`t understand me too
She don`t understand me too