Car Camping — текст песни (Chris Mars)

(Intro)
Man: Well, whaddaya say we walk around and get another pile o` wood?
Jim Mars: Nah, let`s drive.



I smell a skunk.
(Sniff)
There`s beer in the trunk..
We`ll howl tonight.
The fishing is good.
We`ll piss in the woods.
We`ll burn big fires.
Don`t forget the TV and the canned goods.

(Chorus)
Leave the city doors behind.
Open just a crack.
If it`s raining, we`ll turn back.
We`re Car Camping it.
We`re Car Camping it.
Yeah.

Ants in our beer
(Burp)
and bugs in our tents,
but we`ll hack that.
We made a choice
to make enough noise
to wake the camp.
Don`t forget the boombox and the lawnchairs.

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
We`re just a bunch of clumsy campers.
Raising a ruckus by the fire.
With all the creature comforts of home.
We`ll retire...before the fire`s...out.

(Dogs barking)
It`s all quiet now(2x)


(Instrumental Break)



We`ll go into town to make a phone call

To regress for five straight nights.
Back to troglodytes.
That`s a little much to ask.
We`re Car Camping it.
We`re Car Camping it.


Leave the city doors behind.
Open just a crack.
If it`s raining, we`ll turn back.
We`re Car Camping it.
We`re Car Camping it.
We`re Car Camping it.
We`re Car Camping it.
Yeah.


(Horn Honking)