The Best Things In Life — текст песни (Half Man Half Biscuit)

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man

And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.

They`ve got one of those stickers

In the back of their van; it says:

We`ve seen the prices at the zoo.

Well today I knocked upon their door

And said that I was passing,

And charlie launched a scathing attack.

When I asked him what I`d done, he said

You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!



Went to Dali`s party; it was fancy dress.

I just stuck an apple in my face.

I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,

Reckoned he`d beat Gagarin into space.

He said Hi there boys!

Like I`m sorry I`m late!

But I was getting done up

As a mobile thrash acetate!

Me, I got bored

So I went home,

Got into bed,

And came to the conclusion...



There is nothing better in life

Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol

There is nothing better in life

Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro

There is nothing better in life

Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro

There is nothing better in life

Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro

On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.