I Like Chinese — текст песни (monty python)

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It`s depressing, and it`s senseless, and that`s why...
Intro: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They
only come up to your knees,
Yet they`re always friendly and they`re ready to please.
Verse: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There`s nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You`d better learn to like them, that`s what I say.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they`re cute and they`re cuddly, and they`re ready to please.
Verse: I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they`ve done to impress,
There`s M
aoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
Verse: I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is an
ything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they`re wise and they`re witty, and they`re ready to please.
Verse: (in Chinese)
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
Fade: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese...