King Tut — текст песни (Steve Martin and The Toot Uncommons)

Now when he was a young man he never thought he`d see (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the boy king (King Tut)
How`d you get so funky (funky Tut)
Then you`d do the monkey
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia King Tut)
Now if I`d known the line would form to see him (King Tut)
I`d take up all my money and buy me a museum (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He`s my favorite honky
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia King Tut)
Dancing by the Nile
Ladies loved the style (waltzing Tut)
Rocking for a mile (walking Tut)
He ate a crockodile
He gave his life for tourism
Golden idol
He`s an Egyptian!
They`re selling you
Now when I die now don`t think I`m a nut
Don`t want no fancy funeral just one like old King Tut (King Tut)
He coulda won a grammy (King Tut)
Buried in his jammies
(Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona got a condo made of stone-a (sic) King Tut)