Ring of joy — текст песни (Pansy Division)

With a mirror in your hand
Lay down on your bed
Throw your legs in the air
And see what`s around the bend
Take a good long look
At a buried treasure
There between your cheeks
A hidden source of pleasure
It`s an orifice for elimination
It`s an orifice for elimination
Ring of joy, ring of joy
A new discovery to enjoy
And girl or any boy
Can exercise their ring of joy
Ooh, but it`s so dirty!
Well, not if you keep it clean
Dicks have a good reputation
Even though they`re used to pee
Learn to relax those muscles
With practice they`ll open wide
Hit your pleasure center
From the other side
It`s an orifice for elimination
It`s an orifice for stimulation
Ring of joy, ring of joy
A tight muscle to employ
Any girl or any boy
Can break through on that ring of joy
Did i mention latex?
` Cause you know it´s a must
Gotta protect yourself
Even with somebody you trust
It`s a natural feeling
Don`t let anyone tell you it`s not
You don`t have to be queer
But it helps alot
It`s an orifice for liberation
It`s an orifice for celebration
Ring of joy, ring of joy
Erotic thrill, sexual toy
A boy inside another boy
Go all the way with your ring of joy