I`m kicking back at the chill shack
Felling kinda slack relaxed and kinda like keroauc
No I do not drive a Cadillac I got the buzzmobile
Cuz mobile makes me feel like its the lovemobile
I got the cow print sheets on my sheets
I always got the black chuck taylors covering up my feets
I got the faux pas fake black marble paint covering up the wood on my bookcase
I cleans my teeth every once in a while with tartar control backing soda toothpaste
I`m digging the laid back grooves of stan getz and ciau gilberto
I date a girl named sister all that she`s kinda hip and you know she`s puerto
Rican I`m freaking and speaking of tweaking
The weekend`s kinda sneaking up and baby I`ll be squeaking
By I`m tweaked out and freaked out and geek by the tile grout
Its black and green and scary and the tilex fumes is kinda hairy
I got the windows open hoping I don`t asphyxiate & die I guess I`m coping
I`m kinda insane oh man but I don`t needs the rogaine
Can you stop the madness my badness is preplanned
I`m ready to recoil oh really no rally
I don`t like to dilly I dally in the fillies you know they dry me silly
My shampoos got the aloe I don`t wear no mascara
I paint my nails with manic panic galaxy gold cause I don`t carea
What you think I stinka so whata you nutta
I think I had to fuck your daughter in the butta
I got the air conditioner cranked up to 70
You know sometimes it feels just like heaven g
I got the butt juice runnin down my lips
I`m hips I know what cooks I`m trips
I`m tripping and dipping and skipping along to my lou
Doing whatever it is I think I needs to oughta do
I`m pulling out the amazing spiderman bubblebath
I got the black sheets on my bed sometimes I just have to laugh
I get on the phone and now I starts to get to dialing
I`m calling up my honey I`m smoking American Spirits and smilin
I`m feeling quite refreshed and I`m felling quite nicely
I`m calling up the cutie with the booty cause she`s spicy
Spicier than the chili con carne down at el arroyo
I get a hold of some girl named lenny and I calls her joyo
My freezers packed with chung king mini egg roll variety
I`m watching my weight so I can pack my ass wagon tight here in society
I`m playing it cool even though it ain`t that relaxin relaxin
I`m checking my cream and finding out I ain`t got no jacksons
I rolling my lazy ass out of the bed but never before 2:30
I`m washing my hair with j crew shampoo when its uh dirty
I get in my car its kinda cool it ain`t no caddy
Its just a volkswagon bug its kinda snug but it`s a fatty
I`m watching the cable t.v. its on discovery
I got the down filled feather blanket to keep me toasty warm and cover me
I`m eating the cinnamon raison bagels cause they`s fat free
Keeps me slim and trim and looking tight and sassy
Sassy like a motherfucker like myself should look
I`m reading herman messe`s steppenwolf because I heard it was a good book
I`m calling up my homeboy slowpoke just to see what`s been a shaking
To find out what`s up & maybe whose heart he`s breaking
It`s rough outside you know sometimes I`d rather chill at home
You knows to spend a little quality time alone
But cruising round the town`s not really what I`m all about
I`m pretty busy really chilly back and kicking crazy jams out my house i`m nicely rearranged and fresh and rested up I`ve tested out the brain bong
Gone long ago I`m agro easy cool fool for the old school drooling on my pillow case
In case you haven`t guessed oh yes I`m blessed with flavor
Savor every drop and don`t change my behavior
Cause it`s a real good feel good day
And things are kinda trips but there looking my way
I`m taking my own advice I`m kicking back and thinking bout the things I did
I`m drinking Mr. Pibb
It`s chilly at the crib
