Thousand Pound Crown — текст песни (Bob Schneider)

She`s nice and naughty and she gets around
And the maggots and the moths never slow her down
And her toothless grin never comes unwound
And she`s swimming through the ashes
In her thousand pound crown

Oh there was Danny back in 82
He beat her black and he beat her blue
He`d do the things she knew he`d do
But he got himself a little poison stew

She`s hardly crazy and she gets around
And the ghosts from the grave never bring her down
And her big yellow heart never makes a sound
And she`s swimming through the night
In her thousand pound crown

There was Bart Govino that drunken prick
He loved young boys and he made her sick
He drank just like a lunatic
And a little bullet seemed to do the trick

There`s a thousand pink diamonds laying all around
And the voices in her head are sweet chocolatey brown
And she`s a broken little bird who can`t get off the ground
As she swims through the streets
In her thousand pound crown