is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
five months of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
I hate those Christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up these lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
the Salvation Army,
facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
oh geez,
I`m trying to rig up these lights,
and finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
I want a Transformer for Christmas,
charities,
and what do you mean your in-laws?
five months of bills,
ugh! making out these cards,
Edith get me a beer huh?
what, we have no extension cords?
and finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
finding parking spaces,
Daddy I want some candy!
donations,
facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
writing out those Christmas cards,
hangovers,
now why the hell are they blinking?
and finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
batteries not included,
no parking spaces,
buy me something!
get a job you bum!
facing the in-laws,
five months of bills,
yo ho, sending Christmas cards,
oh geez look at this,
one light goes out, they all go out!
and finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
stale TV specials
batteries not included,
no parking spaces,
Mom I gotta go to the bathroom!
charities,
she`s a witch, I hate her!
five months of bills,
oh, I don`t even know half these people!
who`s got the toilet paper?
get a flashlight I blew a fuse,
and finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me
singing Christmas carols,
stale TV specials,
batteries not included,
no parking,
waaaaaaaaaaah!
charities,
gotta make `em dinner,
five months of bills,
I`m not sending them this year, that`s it!
shut up, you!
fine! You`re so smart, you rig up the lights!
and finding a Christmas tree
