[Spoken: Ok settle down you all, settle down lady, 
he`s gonna be on stage real soon, that`s right Mama put 
your popcorn down, he`s turning to the band, yeah he`s running his 
legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams]
Just because your dyslexic
Doesn`t mean your not fake 
We know you`re not that stupid 
You`ll marry someone rich 
Bet you won`t steal his watch 
When your down by near his crotch 
That`ll explain the itch
You were such a lying bitch 
I know you hold my suitcase 
Down in Kensington 
And you were screwing Ewen 
When I wasn`t in. 
Did it to me, you`ll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief 
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed 
Now you tell my girlfriend
That I`ll never change
You`ve been up since Wednesday
Don`t you find that strange
You`re ex-boyfriend is deranged
You`ll tell them down in Browns
Haven`t been for years 
It`s full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed 
[Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, I`d like to thank you on behalf 
of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you`ve been a fantastic
audience. Robbie`s opened his heart out to you tonight and you`ve 
really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
he`s in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright. 
It`s been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams 
has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I`m afriad he`s come 
back for his coke - now he`s left the buidling - thank you very 
much - thank you very much.] 
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah 
Glory Glory Hallelujah 
Glory Glory Hallelujah...