Best Mate`s Girlfriend — текст песни (Spunge)

I`ve been thinking about my mate`s girlfriend
In a way I shouldn`t be
Wondering `bout the way she`d look
Posing like they do in books
Wearing very little, except maybe a grin
I could bring a bottle her boyfriend I could throttle
And while he`s out the way I can jump right in
`Cause

Wish that I was sleeping with my best mate`s girlfriend
I don`t wanna go
She want`s me to stay
But, my mate is getting in the way

If he`d should go out to the kitchen
That would give me time just to get a kiss in
If he should go to the garage instead
Well that`ll give me time to get her into bed
Do it on the double or we`ll get into trouble
And he`ll make a punching bag outta my head

I`m sure that I`ve seen her winking
And I`m sure she`s thinking what I`m thinking
I`d sure like to get to know her better
Especially what lies beneath that sweater
Fed up of thinking about it in dreams
I wanna know what really lies beneath your jeans