Big Bottom — текст песни (Spinal Tap)

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That`s what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal`s got `em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun`s loaded and she`s in my sights
Big game`s waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal`s got `em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?