If I Had A $1000000 — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love.

If I had $1000000
I`d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn`t be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn`t that be fabulous

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that`s cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you John Merrick`s remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love.

If I had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We`d take a limousine `cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We`d actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that`s cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a monkey
(haven`t you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I`d be rich.